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• At last the water from my kitchen tap is cold and not remotely warm. Come along #Sydney winter weather. Come along! 1 week ago
• There's only one thing worse than a car crash and that's a car crash with a car full of indian takeaway on the back seat. Yes. Yes...... 1 week ago
• Smelly dog hands. Not good with pringles. 1 week ago
• Did weights tonight. Walked up to the bench, looked it up and down then retired back inside. Least #bejewelled is keepin my thumbs fit. 2 weeks ago
• So many people sitting around drinking, smoking and generally doing nothing much at all. Am I the only employed person in Sydney? 3 weeks ago